Wednesday, 19 November 2014

Still single? No parroblaame.

Besides, it turns out that sex is a disease. Well, a diseases, to be precise. In fact, it appears that suffering from one of these diseases could very well lead you down a dark and very diseased road.

I am fortunate indeed to have escaped at least some of these diseases - I think. I may have bleahed foully a few times, but I'm pretty sure I've never had Pilsh, at least not with patches.

At my current age, though, I'm concerned I am now a high-risk candidate for Late Marraige. I wonder if oll this is a result of my many years of Improper Menstruction.

Thankfully, I have at least a few hundred rupees stashed away for just such medical emergencies, and as long as that van stays parked where it is, I have nothing to worry about.

P.S. If anybody knows what the symptoms of Paesent Nabje Chaek are, please let me know.


Barb Schanel said...

Not sure but I've been having problems with my licoria for some time now. any advice? :-)

Art Earth Ink Soul said...

I have a clue about Paesent Nabje Chaek! I think Paesent translates into Poisoned. One down, two to go.