Once upon a speed-bump, I saw it all. We used to be the City of Gardens and Lakes and even of Beans. Somewhere along the line, we turned into the City of Potholes. And when I saw that speed-bump (aka speedbreaker or road hump) outside the Ashok Nagar Police Station, I knew exactly how Phoebe felt in that episode of Friends - the one where Carol and Susan get married.
Great big speed-bump stretching across the width of the road, designed to slow down traffic. And if that doesn't stop you, then the pothole will. Yes. A great big pothole INSIDE a great big speed-bump.
"NOW I've seen it all!"