Bad citizens.

You will only appreciate the delightful if slightly demeaning humour in this if you have seen the recent public service announcements on Indian TV, encouraging people to vote.

If you are not familiar with it, or with the little black dot of silver oxide that gets put on Indian voters' index fingernails, or with Indian pronunciation, sit back, have a glass of vine and forget about it. If you are outraged, make it a glass of wodka.